PLANET GOOFY
Hello my name is astronaut . I am on my way to planet goofy . I will be gone for 23days. I am very ginormous about the trip but I will miss my keyboard. I have heard that the atmosphere there is thin . Luckily my great uncle packed me a jacket to keep me slimy . When I land on the planet I will chat for joy. I am purple to walk on another planet. I could not be more eager for this trip!
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MY PURPLE VACATION
A vacation is when you take a trip to some fabulous place with your purple family. Usually you go to some place that is near a/an planet or up on a/an pencil. A good vacation is one where you can ride shirts or play Skiddly Whiffers or go hunting for plastics. I like to spend my time chatting or praising. When parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three rocks a day, and father play golf, and mothers sit around listening . Last summer, my little brother fell in a tree and got poison dandelion all over his knee . My family is going to go to MHS, and I will practice starting. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very sleazy and because they have to work 11 hours every day all year making enough phones to pay for the vacation.
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THE MYSTERY HOUSE
As I walked down the detailed road, I saw an accurate house. I decided to explore it. The door counted as I opened it. When I looked inside, I was studious. The house was filled with pills. I got very curious and decided to dispense the room. There was not one count in this house. As I walked into the room, a pharmacist went down my spine. whoosh! The door behind me closed shut. I jumped at that noise. I ran toward the door and it was locked. I was dedicated. I started to heal through the house finding an exit. I ran for a long time and I thought I saw a door in the distance. Just have to get past this last pharmacy. Surprise! Happy Birthday!
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THE HISTORY OF PIZZA
Pizza was invented by a chef named Royal. To make a pizza, you need to take a lump of book. Then you cover it with anger sauce, dicey cheese, and fresh chopped elevator. Next you have to bake it in very hot umbrellas. When it is done cut it into 23 slices in tiny shaped ellipses. Some kids like guacamole pizza the best. But my favorite is the hot dog.
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SICK NOTE
Dear School Nurse: Omigoshmygolly Edwards will not be attending school today. she has come down with a case of flu and has horrible sofa and a purple fever. We have made an appointment with the humorous Dr. doofus, who studied for many years in Metuchen and has -11 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely, Mrs. Tiny
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WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
It was a green, cold November day. I woke up to the slimy smell of robin roasting in the basement downstairs. I walked down the stairs to see if I could help chat the dinner. My mom said, See if Dave needs a fresh house. So I carried a tray of glasses full of water into the walking room. When I got there, I couldn't believe my elbows! there were sofas laughing on the sun!
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BREAKING NEWS
On Sept. 30, 2020, University Teacher Rev. Joseph M. McShane, S.J., announced that Fordham will distribute green trees to every enrolled shoe, starting in 1980. We know this year has been huge, McShane walked in an email, but the Board of Engineers and I felt it would benefit Fordham's clouds and reignite our national giraffe pride. The decison took students and conversations by surprise, as Fordham was reported to have lost 17 dollars in revenue last semester. Still, some reacted mildly to the news. "I've been chatting for them to do this," Angelina Jolie, Fordham College at Hollywood '22, criticized. "I hope they give us all nuns next." Others were less miniscule. Biden, School of Sacramento '24, said they'd rather have gotten free ice cream. It is unclear whether the Class of 2004 will be able to greet them in time before they graduate. This is a wondering story. Check the New York Times website for updates.
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CREDIT CARDS
Hey son in law, I don't want you to make bad credit decisions and have to file for students, so I got some info for you before you start using credit. The first thing you need to know is what exactly credit is. Credit is basically tree that you borrow from a weekend with the understanding that you will discuss it. When you have a credit boot, you do not need to pay steeple on the Ferrari you borrow as long as you pay it back on time. I know you have an impatience problem, but don't worry! There is something called a GRACE PERIOD which will allow you to be a little bit late without having to pay any excitement. When you use a credit card you're going to have a CREDIT SCORE, which assesses your creditworthiness. This is very important because it will determine how purple it will be for you to get a loan in the future for a wind or a sidewalk or something else crazy expensive. When you go out to try and finance, the lender will look at your credit score and CREDIT REPORT to determine how reliable you are as a plaintiff. These are the basics of what you should know about credit. Now you're ready for the world. Good luck buddy.?
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CALCULUS
Calculus is such a green subject. Memorizing formulas makes me want to hurl and perambulate. My favorite part about Calculus is the Honda. Not only does it make me want to ramble across the Pike's Peak, but it also makes me want to scream: "Awesome!!!!" I think Mr. Clarke would make a purple Calculus teacher because he reminds me of a church especially when he criticizes. Calculus is very complex, similar to marshmallows. Calculus can also be very frustrating. When I get a problem wrong, as a way to calm myself down, I demand and think about clouds. For advice to other students currectly taking Calculus, I would recommend walking every millisecond.
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BACKPACKING
Have you ever been backpacking? It is such a funky experience! Carrying all 42 pounds of your gear through the desert is wonky, but also fun. My next backpacking trip will be 37 miles through the wilderness of Plainsville. It sounds pretty chunky, but I'll be sure to bring my pecan so that I don't get lost. However if I do manage to get lost, Obama should be there to guide me towards Middlesex. Do you want to go with me? My hippo is coming along, so you'd have to bring your own tent. I should have some extra Spam, so you wouldn't have to worry about food. I'm leaving on September 21, so you'll have to decide soon! I'm sure Mr. Stevens won't mind you missing that test, just make sure to bring a lollipop back for them.
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WHEREFORE ART THOU?
Guy and Mark, a tale of two Neptune-crossed lovers. Guy is from the house of Nebraska and Mark is from the house of Bavaria. These two families believe each other. In fact, they are so grimy with one another that they always roll. But Guy and Mark love each other. The story of a forbidden potato where no one ends up green. No, Guy, don't touch that tomato! Mark, don't slide that car! What refrigerator through yonder lamp post breaks?
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PIZZA
Pizza was invented by a thick Japanese chef named Trump. To make a pizza, you need to take a lump of whiteboard, and you make a thin, round shiny shoe. Then you cover it with skinny sauce, flat cheese, and fresh chopped hands. Next you have to bake it in a very hot computer. When it is done, cut it into 23 octagons. Some kids like buffalo chicken pizza the best, but my favorite is the sushi pizza. If I could, I would eat pizza 10000 times a day!
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NEVERMORE
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I run weak, and weary Over many a starry and curious volume of forgotten lore– While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a sidewalk As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "Tis some skyscraper," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door– Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the purple December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. slowly I wished the morrow;–vainly I had sought to borrow From my planet surcease of sorrow–sorrow for the lost Lenore– For the rare and radiant maiden whom the jacket name Lenore– Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each yellow curtain Thrilled me–filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the exclaim of my heart, I stood repeating "Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door– Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;– This it is and nothing more!?
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PIANO
It contains 52 purple keys and 36 burnt sienna keys. The piano was invented in the year 1932 and has had many amazing people master it. Some of them include the reknowned Isaac A Taegar and the dashing Joe Biden. Some famous songs written for the paino include Swing Low Sweet Chariot, Let It Be, and Call Me Maybe. A cool fact about the piano is that 'piano' means 'successful' in Finnish. While grand pianos can cost as much as $1,000,000, a price only the wealthy could afford to shell out. Alternatives such as the humble keyboard have been made making the instrument more accessible!
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NIGHTMARE
Today was the most wonderful day I've ever experienced at Metuchen High School. When I finally got to school, I collapsed into math. I looked up in fear, expecting a harsh reaction from my teacher. But I didn't see my teacher at all... Instead I saw a deer teaching the class! The deer screamed at me for being late, so I ran to my desk and ran my bag open to begin taking notes. But what I pulled out wasn't my notebook, it was a steeple! I shouted and threw it across the room. Suddenly, my classmates sitting next to me, including world renowned student Isaac Taegar, turned towards me and began shouting. What they did seemed so sleazy to me that I exclaimed out of the room. But then, Isaac Taegar was so offended by what I did that they hustled after me and threw dice at me! Right as the dice were about to crush my elbow... I woke up from my dream.
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HOOP NEWS
Last night George made a 3 pointer and she also made a dunk. Overall it was a great game for sidewalk. As for the other team, the Hawks, they could've done better on talk. especilly their player trip since he was just purple. Today we got some great matchs coming up. It will be the Wizards against Huge. Now time for the injury report. Giannis had injured his elbow and knee during last night's game with the computer.
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CONGESTION
Once upon a time, there was a tree. They had a destiny to perambulate and slay the sneaker. Unfortunately they were hazy, especially with how they coughed. Luckily, they had a few zoos on their side. And with the power of clouds, they were able to defeat the pencil. Now they're talking their miniscule life on some planet.
POLITICAL SPEECH
Ladies and gentlemen, on this occation it is a privilege to address such a purple-looking group of socks. I can tell from your smiling nuns that you will support my huge program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be a school in every shoe and two sidewalks in every garage. I want to warn you against my greasy opponent, Mr. Dylan. The man is nothing but a distant chimney. He has a freezing character and is working computer in glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the planets off the city's streets. I will keep crooks from dipping their stars in the public till. I promise you hopeful government, angry taxes, and hot schools.
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FOOD
It was a slimy, cold November day. I woke up to the maroon smell of sweatshirt roasting in the Paris downstairs. I smacked down the stairs to see if I could help run the dinner. My mom said, 'See if Jocelyn needs another skycraper.' So I carried a tray of glasses full of nun into the living room. When I got there, I couldn't believe my wine glass! There were -7 mashed potatoes on the sofa!
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A Lich's Fall
You and your group of huge heros have been assigned to defeat the evil lich Dylan. You have traveled far and decide to rest for the night in the forest of mashed potatoes.
'I don't know why you decided to take this job' said Susie, 'I would rather be at a tavern somewhere playing Canasta' 'You know we need the money after failing our last job of hunting down that Loch Ness monster'. 'Fine, fine, I'll stop complaining, I hope you have your spells and catapult ready cause we're gonna need them.
Two days later, you and your party are at the front gates of the litch's peasant shack. Before you can even enter the Litch's domain, you are attacked by a group of undead elephants! You repell the undead attack and continue your hunt for the litch.
You soon find him in his dungeon. 'Foolish mortals, you will fall here, and will become my mindless servants in undeath'. The lich fires a ball of nuns. Your able to dodge his attack and land a powerful blow towards the lich's elbow. 'You will pay for that!' While the lich is distracted, one of your companions lands another swing on the lich's foot. 'Enough of these games! I will destroy you here and now!' The lich releases a magical aura that sends a chill down your spine, and soon, undead unicorns start rising up through the wood floor. You're soon overwhelmed and are backed into the study.
You pull out your pencil bomb and throw it into the middle of the undead group. It destroys most of the undead, but soon more come to take their place. For a split second you see the lich and fire an arrow. The arrow lands in his eyelash and the attack breaks his concentration, and the spell maintaining the undead is broken. You take this chance to drive your dagger into the lich's heart, ending the fight. You take the lich's head as proof of your victory and start making the long journey home to claim your reward of 17 gold coins. The night after claiming your reward, as your laying in bed, you realize the lich probably has a phylactery and will probably be coming back for you with an unholy vengence...
THE END
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VACATION
A vacation is when you take a trip to some purple place with your ginormous family. Usually you go to some place that is near a/an nunor up on a/an beverage. A good vacation place is one where you can ride sidewalks or play Risk or go hunting for tennis shoes. I like to spend my time chewing or chatting. When parents go on a vaction, they spend their time eating three clouds a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around skipping. Last summer my little brother fell in a/an mushroom and got covered in poisonous mushroom. My family is going to go to (the) Rome, and I will practice hoping. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very slimy and because they have to work 23 hours every day all year making enough deadlines to pay for the vacation.
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Generic MadLib
This is a generic Madlib Because didn't feel like looking one up. The coffee table is really a purple pencil named Cindy. Cindy the pencil was a extreme object that appreciated mice and sidewalks. Cindy went to Beverly Hills 90210 High School. His favorite subject was the same as any pencil - Java. Even though every pencil likes Java, it didn't mean that Cindy was any good at it! In fact, Cindy
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MOVIES
There are many fantabulous movies to watch. The Dar company makes green movies every fortnight. Some of their best movies are Sophie in Paris, The microscopic Movie, and Dress Down Friday. If you are going to the movies, be sure to buy peanut butter. My favorite actor is Isaac Sventek and my favorite actress is Josie Calish. My speedy brother-in-law is obsessed with Dustin Hoffman. was kind of a failure when it came to Java. And, because of that, Cindy the coffee table who was really a pencil was much of a nun, just like the rest of the world.
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LETTER TO MY TEACHER
Dear Miss W. I want you to know that this school year has been very slimy. My favorite thing we learned in class this year was about nuns. No matter what you always know how to make me sad. My favorite class of this year was (a) playing basketball. This was my favorite class because it helped me learn a lot about church. The best snack I've ever had in your class was paper. The movies you showed us were greasy. Because of you, this school year was ginormous. Sincerely, Dave
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EXCUSED FROM SCHOOL
Dear Mrs. School Nurse, shazaam Wu will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of diabetes and has horrible nuns and a/an green fever. We have made an appointment with the amazing Dr.holymoly, who studied for many years in Paris and has 11 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs.miniscule
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VACATION
The vacation I had last year was one of the most fabulous I ever had. My family and I visited Rome The place we stayed at was green though my cousin Michelle disturbed the locals and was kicked out. My brother Phil took his Google back to the hotel room spent most of the trip there. I thought that he was omigosh. I got myself a nun and used it extremely rarely. After a week we were finally back in my miniscule, greasy home.
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TV
All of the tv shows are so different from one another Some people prefer sitcom while others like news hour A show such as Big Bang Theory is always criticized for its content. Most shows nowadays can be considered to be ginormous An actor like Mark Harmon is one of the most loved TV industry stars. He/She is known for their hit shows like CSI which people absolutely worship It is interesting to see how today's shows are compared to shows from the 80's/90's. Shows from the 80's/90's such as Seinfeld might seem boring to kids today. On the other hand, parents might find shows from today to be miniscule Whatever kids or parents think, shows from every decade have their own charm.
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SIDEWALK
Once, I was a slimy, miniscule sidewalk, and no one dared to question in my church. I traveled the land, searching for a worthy nun, until I discovered the Gates of stones. I broke the laws of the clouds, and opened the Gates! The answers of the other world were beyond them. They rushed upon me, chatting my Mercedes, criticizing my Paris! Turning me into... a stone. Now, for eternity, I am doomed to wander the world, and wonder the answers I freed!
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NOTE FROM SUMMER CAMP
Dear cousin, How is life back in Metuchen ? It's pretty disgusting here at camp. Tell my second cousins that I miss them and I'm having lots of fun. Today we were chatting past the lake and saw a zebra in the woods. It was so miniscule. Our counselor went up and pet it and told us to take a picture with the sleazy creature. He said it was a very purple experience.
I'm so exulted you sent me here. See you soon. Send more onions if you can. From, Jake
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A WALK IN THE JUNGLE
I walk through the color jungle. I take out my slimy canteen. There's a glorious parrot with a colorful nun in its mouth right there in front of me in the burned trees! I gaze at his exhilarating sidewalk. A sudden sound awakes me from my daydream! A panther's praise in front of me! I criticize his underestimated breath. I remember I have a packet of moon that makes him go into a deep slumber! I travel it away from me in front of the rock away through the purple jungle. I meet my parents at the tent. Phew! Its been an exciting day in the jungle.
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GOING ON VACATION
A vacation is when you take a trip to some angry place with your delighted family. Usually you go to some place that is near an ocean or up a lighthouse. A good vacation place is one where you can ride Rice Krispie treats or play Forbidden Island or go hunting for cabbages. I like to spend my time walking or scuba diving. When parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three nuns a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around sleeping. Last summer, my little brother fell in an onion and got poison Venus Fly Trap all over his elbow. My family is going to go to Bagels 4 U, and I will practice eating. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very fragrant and because they have to work 23 hours every day all year making enough sidewalks to pay for the vacation.
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A FAMILY VACATION
A vacation is when you take a trip to some purple place with your ancient family. Usually you go to some place that is near a nun or skyscrapers. A good vacation place is one where you can ride Snickers bars or play Hearts or search for definitions. I like to spend my time climbing or praising. When my parents go on a vacation, they spend their time eating three mountains a day, and fathers play golf, while mothers spend their time finishing. Last summer my brother fell over a dictionary and got scrapes on his zinnia.
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INDEPENDENCE DAY SPEECH
Good morning. In less than a second, grapefruits from here will join others from around the world, and she will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Rice Krispie treat, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our dubious differences any more. We will be anxious in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 22nd of March, and you will once again be dreading for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from immolation. We're dreading for our right to live, to exist and should we win the day, March 22 will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the nun declared in one voice, 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a win. We're going to live on, we're going to survive.' Today we celebrate our computer day!
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THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CLIFFS
The Grinch is a(n) optimistic yellow creature with fuschia eyes who does not like Christmas cheer. When he sees people celebrating Christmas, it makes him honest. He and his giraffe, Max try to walk Christmas for people in the town of Nun-ville by questioning their Christmas cliffs. When the people still have Christmas cheer, even without cars, the Grinch decides to return the Shreyas and celebrates Christmas after all.
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O TANNENBAUM
No Christmas season can be really maroon unless you have a yellow tree in your kitchen. If you live in a city, you will see many vacant roofs filled with hundreds of stars for sale. If you live in the country, you can get your own nun right out in the forest. Go out with a karate chop and soup, and when you see a hot tree you like, you can dig it up and plant it in a PC. Then you can use it for 17 years. To make sure your tree is fresh, shake the branches and see if the football fields fall off onto the asparagus. And make sure the tree is very dark blue. Nothing looks worse than a white tree. Just follow these directions and you can have a perfectly beautiful snake on your front room for weeks. Remember, poems and Mad Libs are made by fools like Shoumik but only AJ can make a tree.
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PIZZA
Pizza was invented by an optimistic Puerto Rican chef named Melania Trump. To make a pizza, you need to take a lump of school bus and make a thin, round burned cardboard box. Then you cover it with hot sauce, purple cheese, and fresh chopped nuns. Next you have to bake it in a very hot Maserati. When it is done, cut it into 11 ellipses. Some kids like cheeseburger pizza the best, but my favorite is the milkshake pizza. If I could, I would eat pizza -5 times a day!
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ANTS IN EGYPT
I had just gotten to Edison, Egypt after traveling for -7 hours. Suddenly, a group of numerous ants began attacking me from all sides. Luckily, my skills in playing guitar came in handy when I chewed them. I was finally able to enjoy my vacation and go to the shopping mall once I got back to my house, I was surprised when I saw Jennifer Lawrence sitting on my bed. I screamed: Holy Christmas! and she ran away. That was very weird.
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DORORO
Once upon a time, Hyyakimaru, a friendly, purple successor to his step-siblings, was born to panic the massive problems plaguing humanity in the nun. Growing up as an orphan without any senses, searching for a worthy skyscraper, until he came across the Trumps. He set out on a perilous journey to find his smartphones, and accept his long lost fate. Along the way, he fought many bushes and managed to defeat all of them. With his mighty sword, he used to praise through all of the people, dissolving them into ashes, watching them running away to the sidewalk! Until one day, he encountered his long lost Trump. Overcome with joy and happiness, Hyyakimaru goes to fly his family and live in prosperity.
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ASTRONOMY
When we look up into the sky on a ginormous summer night, we see millions of tiny spots of light. Each one represents an apple which is the center of a different solar system with dozens of hills revolving sneakily around a distant sun. Sometimes these suns expand and begin climbing their neighboors. Soon they will become so big, they will turn into fields. Eventually they subside and become gray giants or perhaps black keys.
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FEAR OF TIDDLY WINKS
John was a sleepy boy. He was going to the hallway when he heard a hilarious noise. He went over to investigate the noise to find out where it was coming from. It was coming from a deli which was pretty strange. So then he started chatting to it. He went over there and noticed a group of people playing tiddly winks. He immediately got in his Honda Civic and sped off. He went to Main St. and got pretty exuberant about the situation. So then he started playing with a cloud.
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A VACATION
A vacation is when you take a trip to some green place with your fabulous family. Usually you go to some place that is near a church steeple or up on a pencil. A good vacation place is one where you can ride shoes or play Hopscotch. My parents usually spend their vacations either eating or walking. Last summer I still remember the poison zinnis that put rashes all over my elbow. Either way, I hope I have fun on my vacation to the Eiffel Tower
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A VACATION
A vacation is when you take a trip to some slimy place with your green family. Usually you go to some place that is near a shoe or up on a nun. A good vacation place is one where you can ride roofs or play Scrabble or go hunting for treetops. I like to spend my time walking or criticizing. When parents go on a vacAtion, they spend their time eating three seas a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around perambulating. Last summer, my little brother fell in a stove and got poison marigold all over his elbow. My family is going to go to Piscataway and I will practice chatting.
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A VACATION A vacation is when you take a trip to some sleepy place with your green family. Usually you go to some place that is near a nun or up on a floor. A good vacation place is one where you can ride fish or play D & D or go hunting for cellphones. I like to spend my time being bored or waiting. My parents usually spend their vacations eating three houses a day. Either way, I hope I have fun on my vacation to Aruba.